NOTE: this post is written for people with a penis. It contains NSFW images of cum and girl cock.
So, let’s say you’ve finally psyched yourself up to do it. It’s all you’ve thought about for days. The big night comes, you’re turned on, got your favourite porn going, you can feel the orgasm coming, you’re excited, this is it! You’re gonna fucking eat that fucking cum! Oh shit… IT’S HAPPENING! OH FUCK! Yessssssss, stream after stream of thick, warm cum shooting all over your belly in all its sloppy glory. You look down at it all, glistening on your tummy in the light. You scoop some up with your fingers, raise them to your lips AND…
Not fucking happening.
The mood is totally gone.
Suddenly, the thought of eating your own cum is now the furthest thing from your mind and all you want to do is clean up and get back to playing video games.
I’ve been there too. When I was younger I spent a lot of time trying to psych myself up to eat my own cum but I always ended up chickening out. Believe it or not, it’s actually SUPER common for the desire to wane after you’ve ejaculated.
In fact, just do a quick google search over mental blocks about eating your own cum and your find tons of forum threads filled with people talking about the mental block and shame that keeps them from fulfilling their cum eating fantasies.
Unfortunately, you’ll also find a lot of homophobic responses, replies teeming with toxic masculinity, and a lot of really, really bad advice.
Note: please, do NOT attempt the “climb your feet up the wall and aim your cumshot directly into your mouth” method. Not only is this super uncomfortable and messy, but you can also completely fuck up your back and/or neck should you lose your footing.
Here’s the thing though: you don’t have to jump right into scooping a whole palm full of your cum into your mouth, and you don’t even have to swallow your cum straight up. Here are 4 tips for on how to take your time and enjoy your cum at your own pace:
1. Edge and Snack on Your Pre-Cum
Little bites, y’all! The next time you find yourself feeling curious, take your time with the whole thing by edging yourself for a while. What’s edging you ask? Why, it’s the act of building yourself to the edge of an orgasm, but stopping just before one occurs, to draw out the amount of time it takes for you to climax and to intensify the sensation of your orgasm. With practice, you can literally edge yourself for hours. Believe me…
So, when the mood strikes, and you have an hour or so to spare, start teasing and stroking yourself slowly. I find that reading some hentai or sex comics, watching porn, or looking at lewds really helps increase arousal and improves the overall flow of pre-cum you can get going. If you get close to ejaculating, take your hands off of yourself completely and let the orgasm sensation dissipate until it is completely gone, then go back to playing.
As you do this you’ll likely build up quite a drizzle of pre-cum, so, dab that shit up with your finger and give it a taste! This will give you a better idea of what your cum will taste like and, hopefully, will leave you craving more.
2. Cum on Food
Not even joking here. One of my personal favorite ways to eat my own cum is by mixing it into a meal, or, just ejaculating onto a piece of cake or into a pudding cup or something. Not only is it hot as fuck, but if you’re worried about taste and texture this is a great way to slowly ease yourself into the whole thing through associating your cum with delicious flavors and it generally being a “treat”.
Some of my personal favorite things to eat cum with are: chocolate pudding, chocolate bars/cakes, most flavors of ice cream, pastries, and peanut butter sandwiches.
3. Unpack What Anxieties or Fears May Be Holding You Back
Be it strictly out of curiosity, for fetish fulfillment, or any other reason, if you’re REALLY struggling to get past the mental block it may be beneficial to ask yourself what’s really holding you back from doing it.
Are you afraid of the taste your cum might have? Are you put off by how it looks after you ejaculate? Are you worried that eating it will somehow “make you gay” or otherwise subvert your sexuality or gender identity?
In each of these cases there are absolutely ways to work through them. For example, if you’re worried about taste then it may be time to re-consider your diet as what you eat can certainly affect the flavor of your semen [note: link contains gendered language] And if you’re worried about “turning gay”, don’t be. You don’t turn queer from eating your own cum… or do you…?
4. Ask For Some Help
If you’re in a relationship of some kind, be it monogamous, non-monogamous, polyamorous, or strictly sexual, include your partner[s], lover[s], friend[s], or fuck buddy[/ies]! Let them know about your desire to try eating your own cum and see if they may be interested in helping.
Up until a few years ago I had only once before ate my own cum, but I really wanted to again. So, I told my partner and they were excited to help me out! They gave me a blowjob and, after I ejaculated in their mouth, they came up to me and kissed me, pushing all of my cum in my mouth.
FUCK. YES. I was hooked.
Now go forth and challenge that shitty mental block! Have fun, but if you ultimately decide that eating your own cum just isn’t your thing, that’s cool too. Worst case scenario, you’ll have jerked off a ton, learned how fun edging can be, and have had a sandwich. Sounds like a good day to me either way.