The Dos and Don’ts of Public Sex and Masturbation

CN: this post may contain subject matter that is upsetting to people who have unwillingly been exposed to indecent acts in public.

It’s officially spring time and while most are excited about all the biking, camping, hiking, sports, fishing, and other activities they’ll get to do, some of us are more excited about how much we’ll be ejaculating all over our municipal and residential parks.

That’s right! Tis the season for outdoor fucking and ‘bating!

Now I’m not one to brag, but… of course I’m fucking one to brag LOL. I’ve been getting off outdoors, in semi-public places, for fucking years. Like, I’ve fucked in the staircases of apartment buildings, I’ve gotten road-head on the highway, handjobs in parking lots, I got a blowjob on an unlit tennis court at night, and last year I fucked in the dugout of a baseball diamond. And that’s just a few of the places I’ve had sex with my partners. I’ve masturbated in FAR more places over the years including parks, backyards, balconies, wooded areas, bathroom stalls, change rooms, and blah blah blah, so many places.

Yet as much as I enjoy me some loving in the open air, there is a lot to consider… ESPECIALLY if you’re in a city setting.

So, whether you’re just curious, an occasional participant, or seasoned in city slicking, here are a few things to consider before heading out into your community for some outdoor sexy times:

 

DO Familiarize Yourself With the Law

It’s a good idea to make yourself aware of the possible consequences to fucking, or masturbating, outside so that you can make an informed decision on whether or not it’s for you. When you’re looking this information up, chances are you’re going to find it listed as “indecent acts/exposure” or just “exposure”.

Now, I’m a Canadian queer, so, in Canada it’s not actually illegal to have sex outdoors… per se. What’s illegal is having sex “in public” in the presence of others. According to Section 173 of the Criminal Code of Canada, you are guilty of an indictable offence and can face a prison term of up to 2-years should you “wilfully [do] an indecent act in a public place in the presence of one or more persons, or in any place with intent to insult or offend any person…”

It’s important to understand that a “public place” doesn’t just mean in the middle of the street, or at a table in the food court of the mall, or on top the bar at a restaurant, it means anywhere that could be reasonably considered a non-private, publicly viewable area. So, this includes public showers, alleyways, walking paths, parking garages, locker rooms, changing rooms, public washrooms, and so on and so forth.

Again though, it’s only illegal if you do it in front of others. If nobody sees it happen…

 

DON’T Willfully Expose Yourself to Others

If the reason you desire to masturbate, or have sex, outside is because you want to get caught, you want an audience, then fucking DON’T, okay? Stay the fuck home. Go play on fucking chat roulette or something, at least there people know what they’re getting.

As already mentioned, willingly exposing yourself to others in public is illegal and shitty. Okay, Devon?

There is an extremely big difference between sneakily jerking off in some tucked away bushes or fucking on your back deck with the lights off late at night versus whipping your dick out at joggers or giving your partner a handjob in the McDonalds drive-through while you order a fucking Big Mac. The former is ethical outdoor sexual activity while the later is not… it’s non-consensual and it’s not okay.

 

DO Be Mindful of Security Cameras and Signs

A lot of buildings and businesses, especially in the downtown core and industrial areas of cities, are pretty heavily monitored. Before you pop around back of the bar to fuck near those bay doors you saw earlier, or tuck off into a seemingly concealed corner of a bus depot to jerk off, take a look up. Chances are that hiding up in a corner, or secured under an overhang, is video surveillance of some kind [CLICK HERE for examples of CCTV cameras]

Similarly, private property (especially the grounds surrounding federal government buildings, major corporations, or resource industry companies) will often have signs up indicating that they are patrolled by security guards and/or dogs. Trust me, you’ll want to pay attention for those. No one wants their junk mauled by an angry guard dog.

 

DON’T Take the Cover of Night for Granted

If the place you are looking at getting it on in is a high traffic location during the day, then chances are that there’s going to be pedestrian traffic of some kind at all times. Regardless of it being dark out, that popular park downtown is probably still going to have people walking around late at night.

Maybe they’re stumbling home from the bar, maybe they’re walking their dog, maybe they’re fucking bored, awake, and just out for a stroll.

Point is that it being nighttime does NOT make you magically invisible from all angles, nor is it a guarantee of solitude wherever you are. It’s important to always be vigilant about your surroundings.

 

DO Have Fun!

So, yeah, I mean, there’s a lot to consider before having sex or masturbating outdoors. You have to be careful, thoughtful, considerate, and discreet, but also don’t let it all stress you out too much! As long as you’re cautious and attentive, you’ll be fine. So get out there my fellow nature lovers! Get out there and get your freak on!

For more tips, as well as some suggestions for discreet locations, check out Ethical Exhibitionism: Outdoor and Semi-Public Places to Discreetly Masturbate..

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