It may not be Spring yet, but coming across these pics on my phone made me wish it fucking was!
There are a lot of benefits to having an overgrown backyard, like being able to sit outside on a nice while slowly stroking your cock until it’s rock hard and glistening in the afternoon sun. The fact that I don’t currently have any neighbours means not only can I do this with ease, but I can fully masturbate until I cum all over myself without any worry of somebody peeking over the fence or seeing me from their back porch.
Sigh. But we’re still not there yet. Stupid Winter…


We’re only one month away from the release of my second book, Carry On: Unpacking Your Internalized Transphobic and Queerphobic Baggage, is available for preorder! It comes out on March 20th, 2026. You can also preorder my third book, Nonmonogamy and Queer Inclusivity, which releases November 6th, 2026.
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