Britney is a formidable toy, to be quite honest. At 19.09 inches tall, that’s 1.59 feet, and 28.6 LBS this is one heavy doll! That isn’t necessarily a con, per say, as the size and weight makes Britney feel much more realistic than many similar products tend too. Further, the quality of material here is clearly very high and it’s genuinely incredibly well made. I opted to get her in the wheat colour, though she’s also available in the lighter “fair” style as well, and she really does look great!
While I haven’t had as much time to play with her as I’d like, I received Britney from Tantaly for review just before my busy winter holiday season, I do feel that I have enough experience with her to confidently say: she’s so damn fucking fun!
As a queer, genderqueer, polyamorous pleasure fiend with multiple partners, sex dolls tend to have a variety of uses in my life. Not only are they enjoyable to use on my own, but they’re also a blast to incorporate in my sex life with others, and often fulfill needs and experiences that they may not have explicitly been designed for.
Aside from the obvious sexy applications, Britney has actually turned out to be a tremendous tool, in particular for my partner Fenric, to explore a bunch of things! For example, they love cuddling with her, dressing her up, and using her as a stim. Most nights they’ll keep her in their bed to cozy up with when I’m not over, and if they’re feeling anxious or antsy then casually playing with her breasts and just squeezing the various parts of her can actually be quite soothing.
Finding things for her to wear has been really cool too. Be it lingerie sets, swimwear, cute and sexy pyjamas, or various combinations of booty shirts, crop tops, g-strings, and other negligee, picking out Britney’s outfit for a night of play can literally be half the fun! Though it can take some trial and error to find what fits her just right, and you can’t exactly bring her into stores and their changing rooms, so, be sure to pay attention to what works and doesn’t work along the way.
All of this is to say that I adore how Britney has become much more than just a toy for us, and I think for those who are able to incorporate sex dolls more freely into their living space, then this one has a lot of potential to be enjoyed in diverse ways outside of just masturbation. Therein lies part of the problem though…
Not Without It’s Challenges
Moving Britney around the house and finding places to keep her, if you want to be discreet about owning a sex doll, can be tough due to her size. For those wanting some privacy around her existence, you’re going to either need some good closet space or another designated area that can accommodate her dimensions, which are:
Bust – 29.53 inches
Hips – 29.92 inches
Waist – 18.9 inches
Height – 19.09 inches
Weight – 28.6 lbs
So, like with literally every other toy like this there are three potentially substantial challenges for you: cleaning, storage, and transportation.
I fortunately spend a lot of my time in two homes between my partners, Verne and Fen. With Verne we have a cute, though very small house that has extremely limited space for large sex products. I really struggled with finding a way to safely store Britney there so that she was out of the way yet still accessible. At Fen’s place, a larger three storied duplex, I don’t have to worry as much about hiding her existence and we found space in there room to keep her rather easily. But not everyone is going to have that freedom, especially if living in a smaller home, or with family or roomies who might not appreciate the presence of sex toys in any sort of visible areas.
As was the case with the last sex doll I got, which was even smaller, the only real option for cleaning Britney is in the tub. I like to bring her in with me as I’m having a shower so that I can wash her and, pending my mood, maybe even play with here while I’m in there too. It’s fun but, if I’m being honest, pretty fucking exhausting. She’s hard to maneuver in a slippery tub and I’m not exactly confident in picker her up for any standing position play. I mean, she’s almost 30 lbs! And I don’t have a lot of upper body strength in general, so, that’s not happening a lot.
All this being said, the challenge of cleaning, storage, and transportation is there for almost all large toys, so, I can’t even really say that any of this is a “negative” against Britney. Truth is if you’re looking to invest in a sex doll, any sex doll, then none of this should come as a surprise, or even be too much of a deterrent really.
Outstanding Solo and Group Play!
Besides, I feel like the good here far outweighs any possible drawbacks. Playing with Britney is a blast in all regards, be it solo or in group play. I’ve been fortunate enough enjoy both and can highly recommend that she’s worth the purchase for either single folks or those in relationships looking for some extra fantasy fulfillment experiences.
In fact, given Britney’s dimensions and weight as a toy I gotta say… she’s actually a lot more fun with partners! That’s definitely my personal preference. In my first session testing her out, I played on my own. She felt amazing and I particularly loved how much her breasts bounced with each thrust, however, I could only really keep her in one position as moving her about just took way too much energy. But then Fen and I had a chance to play with her together and it was honestly a game changer.
Getting to fuck Britney while my partner watched me, teased me, kissed me, and whispered dirty instructions into my ear was pretty next level, if I’m being completely honest here. Then having them help me move her into different positions on the bad, and seeing them play with her tits while I fucked her, just made the whole experience so much better overall.
Again though, that’s not to say that Britney can’t be enjoyed solo, because I also quite liked playing with her on my own too, but if you happen to have any partners, lovers, or friends who might be interested in sharing her with, I do highly recommend prioritizing that as much as you possibly can. For those without the group play option though, she still feels great, is well made, and I’d definitely say is worth the purchase so long as you’ve got the space for her and you’re prepared for some heavy lifting!