So, let’s say you’ve been psyching yourself up about eating your own cum all week. It’s all you’ve thought. The big night comes, you’re turned on, got your favorite porn going, you can feel the orgasm coming, you’re excited, this is it! You’re gonna fucking eat that fucking cum! Oh shit… IT’S HAPPENING! OH FUCK!…
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Mx Nillin Fucks… NONE of These Things!
Somebody asked me the other day if there was anything that I wouldn’t fuck for Mx Nillin Fucks. And yeah, there is. Here are six things that you will NOT see me attempting to get off with: 1. Meat Fuck no. Tackling this one right now. I don’t care if it’s cooked, uncooked, or…
Mx Nillin Fucks… A Pool Noodle!
[CW: the post is filled with sexually explicit, NSFW pics of girl cock.] Welcome to the LONG overdue fourth installment of “Mx Nillin Fucks…”, a blog post series in which I stick my girl cock inside a wide variety of inanimate objects, mostly foods so far, as masturbatory aids and then write about how that…
5 Surprisingly Cool Benefits to Mutual Masturbation
Happy Mid-Masturbation month, y’all! I know I’m a little late to the party already but I’ve been busy looking after my mental health and, well, masturbating. Also, mapping out what to write about for the next couple of weeks. Not only am I midway through eating my own cum every day this month (and tracking…
Mx Nillin Fucks… A Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich
Welcome to the third installment of “Mx Nillin Fucks…”, a new blog post series in which I stick my girl cock inside a wide variety of inanimate objects, mostly foods so far, as masturbatory aids and then write about how that goes. I have no idea what is or isn’t going to make me orgasm,…




