[NOTE: all posts this month end with an ethical cum tribute.] Explaining boundaries to people online is REALLY fucking difficult. For some reason people can mostly understand it in person, when it comes to shit like don’t caress a stranger’s back on the elevator in between floors while humming along to a monotone version of…
Category: Ethical Exhibitionism
Let’s Talk About Unsolicited & Public Dick Pics ft. Pitch
[NOTE: all posts this month end with an ethical cum tribute.] Sup y’all! Okay, so, today we’re talking about penises. But not all penises, mainly just the penises that nobody fucking asked to see…. you know? The penises that show up in your goddamn [insert social media platform] instant message inbox, or your email, or…
An Intro to Ethical Cum Tributes ft. Leona de Sex Nerd
Well hey there sports fans! Wait, that’s not fucking right… what the fuck am I doing again? Oh right, that’s it! It’s May so I’m cumming all over print outs of lewd pictures sent to me by friends and peers, then posting photographic evidence of the beautiful messes. For those unfamiliar with this act, it’s…
The Dos and Don’ts of Public Sex and Masturbation
CN: this post may contain subject matter that is upsetting to people who have unwillingly been exposed to indecent acts in public. It’s officially spring time and while most are excited about all the biking, camping, hiking, sports, fishing, and other activities they’ll get to do, some of us are more excited about how much…
Why I Post My Nudes Online
[CW: girl cock and NSFW images] One of the most frequently asked questions I get about this site is “why do you post your nudes?” The snarky side of me kind of wants to give them a deadpan look and just say “You’re welcome”, however, there are actual reasons for why my posts tend to…




