[NOTE: all posts this month end with an ethical cum tribute.] Sup y’all! Okay, so, today we’re talking about penises. But not all penises, mainly just the penises that nobody fucking asked to see…. you know? The penises that show up in your goddamn [insert social media platform] instant message inbox, or your email, or…
Tag: cum tributes
An Intro to Ethical Cum Tributes ft. Leona de Sex Nerd
Well hey there sports fans! Wait, that’s not fucking right… what the fuck am I doing again? Oh right, that’s it! It’s May so I’m cumming all over print outs of lewd pictures sent to me by friends and peers, then posting photographic evidence of the beautiful messes. For those unfamiliar with this act, it’s…

