Late night at the mansion, tipsy on white wine. The small gathering of my friends have gone to bed after hours of eating, socializing, flirting, teasing, and swimming. I’m horny as fuck, rock hard and desperate for release. In the silent house, which had only moments ago been filled with happy but sleepy chatter, I…
Tag: masturbation
It’s an Art
The allure of these images comes so effortlessly when it’s in frame. The way it can inspire my passion, my creativity, and my desire by merely lying there, smirking as it watches me desperately pleasure myself to its form. I cry out and pour my thanks all over it’s stomach, making my mark, then take…
NSFW Review: Werewolfess from Love Smiths
We’re getting close to spooky season again (the BEST time of the year) so I’ve been on the hunt for new monster and creature themed fantasy sex toys to feature on the blog. Enter: Love Smiths! I reviewed another product of theirs over a year ago, the Gnome masturbator, that has remained a favourite ever…
The Biggest Loads
I don’t always shoot thick strands of cum, multiple times, all over my partner’s stomach, chest, and boy tits… but when I do, it is fucking glorious. Click the lips below to see more lewd posts from sex bloggers around the world. Be sure to pre-order your copy of my latest book How Do I…
Like It Was Yesterday; My Comet Partner
Sometimes things don’t line up when you really want them to. Like when a girl you like a whole lot isn’t in the right place to have an intimate connection with you, and then when she is you’re not in a place to have one with her. And then she moves over four-thousand kilometres away…




